Intro: Em D | C

Em                       D
Joker man takes off his mask
C
Reveals a car salesman and at last, says
Em                               D
“Grow up, son, you know it’s just a masquerade, now
C
Be a good boy and get me and the boss a Gatorade"

Em                       D
You can work up quite a thirst
C
Watchin' all them bubbles burst
Em                       D
I was following Ghandi on the twitter
C
He tweeted “Son, I don’t like to see you bitter”

Em                       D
But if you wanna get in this kind of shape
C
Well, it’s abstinence and a protein shake
Em                       D
Or you could lose your appetite
C
Watching wrong pass for right
Em                       D
Yeah, you could lose your appetite
C
Watching wrong pass for right

Em                       D
Save me a place at the bar
C
Bobby Dylan was selling cars
Em                       D
All hail the stripes and the stars
C
Bobby Dylan, was selling cars

Em                       D
Voyeurs, critics, bloggers, vultures
C
Pick their percentage off the carcass of the culture
Em                       D
In Rome we fiddled as corporations
C
Pull out to other nations, give Mother Earth a facial
Em                         D
All men are created equal, more or less
C
Free to negotiate a sequel, God bless!
Em                         D
Don’t call me a hypocrite, naive
C
You can take as good as given, still believe
Em                       D
Mo-Town slim pictures of Lucky 7
C
While the believin' Pete Seeger has to hitch his way to heaven
Em                       D
Oh, I have learned the victor’s secrets
C
You can show panties and still remain a Jesus

Em                  D
Save me a place at the bar
C
Bobby Dylan was selling cars
Em                  D
All hail the stripes and the stars
C
Bobby Dylan, was selling cars

F#m        C#m
I don’t wanna
B       C#m
Complain
F#m              G#m
But this whole world
C#m            G#m   F#m  
Seems strange              
A                 E         F#m
The writing on the wall, I think
A                 C           D
Was written to disappear in ink
 
Em                              D
I’m sure your morals are beyond reproach
C
But it’s not like I’m asking you to fly coach
Em                  D
I know it’s uncool not to be ironic
C
And I know that you’re bulletproof iconic
Em                  D
I really shouldn’t be throwin' stones, no
C
Cause chasing spooks on Fox I made my bones
Em                  D
We’re all guilty of sin
C
Comes up and force someone to keep from gettin' in
Em                  D
Those who used to hustle ho
C
Fashion the nooses now out of a velvet rope
Em                  D
But I guess there’s nothin' much to do
C
Cause only you can write the song that gets to you
Em                  D
I guess there’s nothing much to do
C
Cause only you can write the song that gets to you
Em                  D
Save me a place at the bar
C
Bobby Dylan was selling cars
Em                  D
Well, I guess I should be goin'
Em                  D
Aw, shit, is that Leonard Cohen?

Intro: G Am Em D

Verse 1:
G             Am
On the road alone
  D                Em
Drivin' free and clear
G                 Am
Heavy foot, heavy heart
    D          Em
But I feel You near
  C             G
Objects in the mirror
  D                  Em
Are farther than they appear
  C             G                   D
Objects in the mirror are not what they
  Em
Appear

Verse 2:
  G                   Am
I see the sky and the ocean
    D             Em
The rise and the fall
   G           Am
What my mind regrets
 D           Em
My heart, it accepts
C             G
Passing witness to
    D             Em
The crazy costume ball
  C            G                      D        
The lowly witness to the beauty of it all

Chorus 1:
C             
When you’re not there
      Em       
I turn to stare
  B                Em
No matter where you are
  C                 G
I drive with you everywhere
  Bm              Em
The passenger in my car
  C    G             Am
The passenger of my heart

Verse 3:
   G                         Am
It’s been 5 years since I’ve seen ya
    D                        Em
People ask why I don’t grieve you
  G                     Am
The secrets not plain to see
     D            Em
I carry you dear to me
  C                            G
I carry you near in the shotgun seat
  D               Em
Right here next to me
  C                G                D
Ever present right hand girl right here, next to me

Chorus 2:
C             
When you’re not there
      Em       
I turn to stare
  B               Em
No matter where you are
  C                 G
I drive with you everywhere
  Bm              Em
The passenger in my car
  C    G             Am
The passenger of my heart

Verse 4:
  G               Am
On the road to somewhere
    D            Em
Into the great wide open
  G                 Am
Where I go, I don’t care
  D                   Em
But I won’t give up hopin'
C               G
With you at my side
    D                      Em
I’ll drive all night to get there
  C                             G                    D
With you inside I’ll drive all night to the heart of nowhere

Chorus 3:
C             
When you’re not there
      Em       
I turn to share
  B                Em
No matter where you are
  C                 G
I drive with you everywhere
  Bm              Em
The passenger in my car
  C    G             Am
The passenger of my heart
 C           G    Am
Passenger of my heart
 C         G    Am
Shotgun of my heart

Intro: C   Dm    C   F

Verse 1:
C                Dm
Done some good, I’ve done some bad
C               F
like any man I bet
C                Dm
A man of words is a man of lies
C                F
but words is all I get
C                Dm
I can’t make you feel safe and sound
C                F
but they got guns and crosses for that
C                Dm
I can only hang around
C                F
until you realize where it’s at
C                   Am
Cause I can’t make it rain
C               F
I can’t make it shine
C                               Dm
And I can’t turn this shit storm we’re in to some
C                           F
rainbow sun shower of holy red wine
 
Pre-Chorus 1:
Em                  Dm
But in the test of our love,
Em                  Dm
and the test of my love,
Em                  Dm
and the test of our love, darling, yeah
Em                                      G
if it’s multiple choice I got to mark “none of the above”
 
Chorus 1:
 F                    C               G               
I said I’d love you forever, come hell or high water, 
     F
well baby flood’s in
                     C               G                    F
Take my hand fire purges, let rivers wash us clean of our sins
                    Am              Em          C   
I’ll see you all in white again we’ll beat the devil
            F 
all ill will be well
                      C                      G     
I will stand here forever, come on rushing waters, 
               F
heartbreak and hell
 
Instrumental: C Dm C F

Verse 2:
C                    Dm              
I can’t turn day into night.
C                      F
I can’t turn lead into gold
C                          Dm
Not even sure I can see the light
C                          F
to get us off this goddamn deadend road
C                   Am
Cause I can’t make it rain
C               F
I can’t make it shine
C                               Dm
I could try to erase the past of pain but
C                               F
honestly baby who has that kind of time
 
Pre-Chorus 2:
Em                  Dm
So in the test of our love,
Em                  Dm
when push comes to shove,
Em                  Dm
in test of our love, darling, yeah,
Em                                      G
if it’s multiple choice I’m gonna mark, “all of the above”
 
Chorus 2:
 F                    C               G                    
Cause I said I’d love you forever, come hell or highwater, 
F
well baby flood’s in
                     C               G                    F
Take my hand fire purges, let rivers wash us clean of our sins
                    Am              Em          C    
I’ll see you all in white again we’ll beat the devil 
           F
all ill will be well
                      C                      G     
I will stand here forever, come on rushing waters, 
               F
heartbreak and hell
 
Bridge:
Dm                         C
I won’t wipe away the tears you cry
G                Am
with any tissue of lies
Dm                              C
You can build your life on empty promises
G                          F
or with man who promises to try
Dm                         C
See cause I can stand out in the rain,
G                  
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