[Intro]
Bm A G#m G F#
Bm A G#m F#
[Verse 1]
Bm A G#m
I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs
F# Bm
I'm getting busy with a bad perfume
A G#m
I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug
G F# Bm E F# Bm E F#
I'm making friction with a sad vaccuum
Bm A G#m
I'm getting jiggy with a rifle
G F#
I pull the trigger with my eyes closed
Bm A G#m
Hoping to hit you somewhere vital
G F#7 Bm E7 F# E7 Bm E Bm Bm F# F#7
And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile
[Chorus]
Bm D Em G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
Bm D Em Bm
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
Bm D Em G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
Bm D Em F# G
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
[Verse 2]
Bm A G#m
The only time I ever see her
G F#7
Is when she's behind me in the mirror
Bm A G#m
Even from a distance I can hear her
F#m
Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt
Bm A G#m
And on our dates, it's never daytime
G F#
When she gets playful with a steak knife
Bm A G#m
I need a break, maybe I'll take five
G F#7 Bm E7 F# E7 Bm E Bm Bm F# F#7
Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five
[Chorus]
Bm F# Em G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
Bm D Em Gm
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
Bm D Em G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
Bm D Em F# Bm Bm F# F#
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
[Break]
F# Bm Bm F#m
Bm Bm Bm F#
[Chorus]
Bm D Em G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
Bm D Em G
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
Bm D Em G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
Bm D Em Gm F#
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
[Outro]
F#m Em Em D F#m
