CAPO 2

Intro: C G Em D (x6)

C     G     Em     D
I Am insensitive I have a tendency
C        G         Em          A 
To pay more attention to the things that I need.
C       G         Em       D 
Sometimes I drink to much, sometimes I test your trust,
C       G         Em       D 
Sometimes I don't know why you're staying with me?

CHORUS:
       C         G
I'm hard to love, hard to love,
Em         D 
I don't make it easy,
C       G      Em          D 
I couldn't Do it if I stood where you stood
       C         G
I'm hard to love, hard to love,
Em         D 
You say that you need me,
C       G      Em           D 
I don't deserve it but I love that you love me good 

VERSE:
C   G       Em    D
I Am a short fuse, I Am a wrecking ball
C     G         Em   D
Crashing into your heart like I Do
C         G         Em           D
You're like a Sunday morning full of grace and full of Jesus
C       G       Em     D 
I wish that I could be more like you.

CHORUS:
       C         G
I'm hard to love, hard to love,
Em         D 
I don't make it easy,
C       G      Em          D 
I couldn't Do it if I stood where you stood
       C         G
I'm hard to love, hard to love,
Em         D 
You say that you need me,
C       G      Em           D 
I don't deserve it but I love that you love me good 
C G Em D         C G Em D
      Love me good

BRIDGE:
C
Girl you've given me a million second chances 
D
And I don't ever wanna take you for granted, 
Em                    F#m7
I'm just a man, I'm just a man

(CHORUS)(x2)

C G Em   D        C G Em D
You love me good. Love me good

OUTRO: C G Em D (x3)

Capo 1  
 
Intro:  C  
 
 C                   F 
I'll never settle down,   
 G                         C 
That's what I always thought  
 C                        F 
Yeah, I was that kind of man,   
  G 
just ask anyone  
 
                  C       G     
I don't dance, But here I am  
                     Am 
Spinning you around and around in circles  
                     C         B/G 
It Ain't my style, but I don't care  
               Am 
I?d do anything with you anywhere  
               Em                  G 
Yes, you got me in the palm of your hand  
                    C 
Cause, I don't dance  
 
Instrumental:  C  
 
 C                    F 
Love's never come my way,   
 G                     C 
I've never been this far  
 C                             F 
Cause you took these two left feet  
 G 
And waltzed away with my heart   
 
                      C        G 
No, I don't dance, but here I am  
                      Am 
Spinning you around and around in circles  
                  C              B/G 
It ain't my style, but I don't care  
           Am 
I?d do anything with you anywhere  
               Em                        G 
Yes, you got me in the palm of your hand, girl  
 Hold  C  
Cause, I don't dance  
Ohhh  
I don't dance  
 
Ooh  
 
              C             G 
I don't dance, but here I am  
                      Am 
Spinning you around and around in circles  
                  C              B/G 
It ain't my style, but I don't care  
              Am 
I'd do anything with you anywhere  
 
              C          G 
I don't dance, but here I am  
                      Am  
Spinning you around and around in circles  
                  C                G 
It ain't my style, but I don't care  
               Am 
I'd do anything with you anywhere  
                 Em                       G 
Yeah, you got me in the palm of your hand, girl  
                C 
Cause, I don't dance  
 
Hold  C  
Oh, No..ooh

Capo 3

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they called him crazy when they started out
said seventeens to crazy to know what loves about
they've been together fiftyeight years now
thats crazy

Intro: G D Cadd9 D X2

Verse:
 G            D          Cadd9     D
They called them crazy when they started out
    G       D               Cadd9       Dae
Said seventeen's too young to know what loves abouti|
 Cadd9      D         Cadd9     Doo
They've been together fifty-eight years now
 G    D   Cadd9 D
That's crazy

G       D           Cadd9      D   
He brought home sixty-seven bucks a week
 G           D             Cadd9       D
Bought a little 2 bedroom house on Maple Street
Cadd9      D           Cadd9     D
Where she blessed him with six more mouths to feed
    G      D
Yea that's crazy


Brigde:
 D                 Em
Just ask him how he did it he'll say pull up a seat
Cadd9
It'll only take a minute, to tell you everything

Chorus:
G     D               Em        Cadd9
Be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse I Love You
G       D         Em           Cadd9
Go to work, Do your best, don't outsmart your common since
Am           G/B          Cadd9           
Never let your prayin' knees get lazy
           G   D Cadd9 D G D Cadd9 D
And love like crazy


Verse:
 G        D          Cadd9       D           
They called him crazy when he quit his job
G          D              Cadd9       D
Said them home computers, boy they'll never take off
Cadd9     D          Cadd9     D
He sold his one man shop to Microsoft
           G   D
They paid like crazy


Bridge:
D                  Em 
Just ask him how he made it He'll tell you faith and sweat
Cadd9
And the heart of a faithful woman Who never let him forget


Chorus:
G     D               Em        Cadd9
Be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse I Love You
G       D         Em          Cadd9
Go to work, Do your best, don't outsmart your common since
Am           G/B          Cadd9           
Never let your prayin' knees get lazy
           G  D Cadd9 D G D Cadd9 D
And love like crazy

Am           G/B       Cadd9    G D
Always treat your woman like a lady
Am        G/B         Cadd9     G D
Never get to old to call her baby
Am         G/B         Cadd9
Never let your prayin knees get lazy

        G    D Cadd9 D G D Cadd9 D
And love like crazy

  G       D            Cadd9   D
They called him crazy when they started out
  G       D         Cadd9
They've been together fifty-eight years now
           G 
Aint that crazy

Capo on 3

Intro: G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7

G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
They called them crazy when they started out
G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Said seven-teen's too young to know what love's about
G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
They've been together fifty eight years now
G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
That's crazy 

G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
He brought home sixty seven bucks a week
G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Bought a little two bedroom house on Maple Street
C D C D G
Where she blessed him with six more mouths to feed
That's crazy

Bridge:
D Em
Just ask him how he did it, he'll say pull up a seat
C
It'll only take a minute to tell you everythin'

Chorus:
G D Em C
Be your best friend, tell the truth, and over use I love you
G D Em C 
Go to work, Do your best, don't outsmart your common sense
Em D C G
Never let your prayin' knees get lazy, and love like crazy

G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
They called him crazy when he quit his job 
G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
Set him home computer's boy they'll never take off 
C D C D 
Well, he sold his one man shop to Microsoft
G
And they paid like crazy

Bridge:
D Em
Just ask him how he made it, he'll tell you faith and sweat
C
And the heart of a faithful woman who never let him forget

Chorus:
G D Em C
Be your best friend, tell the truth, and over use I love you
G D Em C 
Go to work, Do your best, don't outsmart your common sense
Em D C G G
Never let your prayin' knees get lazy, and love like crazy

Am Em C D
Always treat your woman like a lady
Am Em C G D
Never get too old to call her baby
Am E C G
Never let your prayin' knees get lazy, and love like crazy

G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7
They called them crazy when they started out 
G Gmaj7 C G
They've been together fifty eight years now
G
Ain't that crazy

Intro: E Bm D A 

A                     Bm
She got her daddy's tongue and temper
                      D
Sometimes her mouth could use a filter
                      A
God shook his head the day he built her
     E           A
Oh, but I bet he smiled.
A                    Bm
She loves and lives her life unruly
                      D
Tears up that dirt road up in a dualy
           A
Dangerous, absolutely.
   E           A
And in a little while...
   F#m                   B
She'll be roundin' that corner on three wheels
                  D
Ain't slowin down, yellin "Come on, jump in"

Always up to somethin, crazy got nothin' on her

Chorus:
     A         Bm
She ain't right, she ain't right
    D (hold)
She ain't right, but she's just right for me

A/Bm D/A

A                    Bm
She says she wants to meet my momma
                  D
I said, I don't think you oughta
                A
Be like mixin' oil and water
     E       F#m
But by midnight she had 
                  B
momma on the coffee table dancin'
Comin' unwound
 D
Good God I swear, can't take her anywhere
D
What's the girl gonna Do next

Chorus:
     A         Bm
She ain't right, she ain't right
    D
She ain't right, but she's just right for me

A Bm D 

D              E                    D
Every once in a while she'll give me that smile and say, 
        E    D                    NС
I just don't see somebody like you lovin' somebody like me

   A           Bm
She ain't right, naw she ain't right
   D
She ain't right
   A           Bm
She ain't right, she ain't right
       D
She's just right, she's just right,
        A   Bm     D
She's just right for me
         A              Bm
Mhhmmm she's just right, she's just right.
       D                  A   Bm D      
She ain't right, she's just right for me.

Outro: A Bm D A

This is the intro if you're too lazy to play it with a steel slide, like me.
 
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A|--0h3b-------h3b----------------------0h3b-------h3b-----------------------|
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Intro: D (3x)

 	  G
 	 I just got offa work at five
 	 D
 	 Drivin' that old van I drive
 	 G
 	 Overalls and dirty boots 
 	   A
 	 But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
 	      G
 	 So when I walked into that fancy store
 	    D
 	 They looked at me like I was poor
 	     G
 	 But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
 	    A 	A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
 	 It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"

 	 	 CHORUSL
 	 	              G 	 
 	 	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	 	                D
 	 	 My pockets can't hold all my cash
 	 	  	     A
 	 	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	                       D
 	 	 Got some gas and won the lottery
 	 	                 G 	 
 	 	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	 	                        D 	 	 	 
 	 	 My friends and family they're all livin' 
                 pretty good
 	 	 	 	 
 	 	 The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	 	   A (stop) D D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x)
 	 	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	       G
 	 I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
 	   D
 	 For all those cars on cinder blocks
 	   G
 	 And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
 	   A (stop) 	 	 	 	 	 A
 	 To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
 	      G
 	 I had a birthday party for momma last night
 	     D     
 	 In her 90 and a half foot triple wide 
 	   G
 	 You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
 	 A (let it ring)
 	 NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
 	 
         CHORUS
 	 
 	 	BRIDGE:
 	 	G (let it ring)
 	 	Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
 	 	  D (let it ring)
 	 	We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
 	 	E (let it ring)
 	 	 All the Miller Lite that you can handle
 	 	 A (let ring) A (strum 2x speed - then let it ring) 	 	 А hundred and 57 movie channels....  	
                 heh heh heh...
 	 
 	 	 CHORUS: slightly modified
 	 	              G 	 
 	 	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	 	                D
 	 	 Our pockets can't hold all our cash
 	 	  	     A
 	 	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	 	                  D 	 
 	 	 Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
 	 	                 G
 	 	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	 	                        D 
 	 	 My friends and family they're 
                 all livin' pretty good
 	 	 My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	 	   A (stop)        D 	   D G A D D
 	 	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	 G
 	 So pop a top, sit back and relax
 	                   D
 	 All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...

Intro: G | Gmaj7 G6 | Em | Em | C C | Am D
 
G Em
Last night, outta the blue, 
driftin' off to the evening news
C Am D
You said "Honey, what would you do, 
if you'd never met me"
G Em
I just laughed, said "I don't know, 
but I could take a couple guesses though"
C Am D
And then tried to dig real deep, 
said, "Darlin' honestly
 
G D
I'd Do a lot more offshore fishin', 
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
C D
Take a few strokes off my golf game, 
if I'd have never known your name
G D
I'd still be drivin' that old green 'Nova, 
I probably never would have heard of yoga
C D 
Be a better football fan, 
but if I was a single man
Am Bm C
Alone and out there on the loose
Am D
Well, I'd be lookin' for a woman like you"

Instrumental: G | Gmaj7 G6 | Em | D

G Em 
I could tell that got her attention, 
so I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
C Am D
I wouldn't trade a single day 
for 400 years the other way"
G Em
She just smiled and rolled her eyes, 
'cause she's heard all of my lies
C Am D
I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously, 
if I hadn't been so lucky

G D 
I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad, 
playin' bass in my cover band
C D
Restockin' up cold Bud Light, 
play poker every Tuesday night, yeah
G D
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed 
and not one throw pillow on the bed
C D
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can, 
but if I was a single man
Am Bm C
Alone and out there on the loose
Am D
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you"

Instrunebtal: C | C | D | D Eb

Em F#m C C/B
She knows what a mess I'd be 
if I didn't have her here
Am D
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
G D
"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin', 
and you make the best fried chicken
C D
I got a hopeless golf game, 
I love the sound of your name

G D
I might miss that old green 'Nova, 
but I love watchin' you Do yoga
C D
I'd take a gold band on my hand 
over being a single man
Am Bm C
'Cause honestly I don't know what I'd Do
Am D G
If I'd never met a woman like you"

Outro: G | Gmaj7 G6 | Em Em | C C | Am | D | G

Capo 5
 
Intro: D Bm G Em A

Verse 1:
D
Last night out of the blue
Bm
Driftin' off to the evenin' news
G
She said "Honey, what would you Do
Em                A
"If you'd have never met me"

D
I just laughed, said "I don't know,
Bm 
"But I could take a couple guesses though"
G
And then tried to dig real deep,
Em            A
Said, "Darlin', honestly

Chorus 1:
D
I'd Do a lot more offshore fishin'
A
Probably eat more drive-thru chicken
G
Take a few strokes off my golf game
A
If I'd a never known your name
D
I'd still be drivin' that old green 'Nova
A
I probably never would have heard of yoga
G
Be a better football fan
A
But if I was a single man
Em        D            G
Alone and out there on the loose
 Em          A          D, Bm, A
I'd be lookin' for a woman like you"

Verse 2:
D
Well, I could tell that got her attention
Bm
So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
G
I wouldn't trade a single day
Em                   A
For a hundred years the other way
D
She just smiled and rolled her eyes
Bm
'Cause she's heard all of my lines
G
I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously
Em              A
If I hadn't been so lucky

Chorus 2:
D
I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad
A
Playin' bass in my cover band
G
Restockin' up cold Bud Light
A
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah
D
I'd have a dirtbike in the shed
A
And not one throw pillow on the bed
G
I'd keep cash in a coffee can
A
But if I was a single man
Em         D           G
Alone and out there on the loose
 Em          A        G, A, Bm
I'd be looking for a woman like you"

Bridge:
Bm             A            G         D
She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here
 Em  D   A
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear

Chorus 3:
D
You know I get sick deep-sea fishin'
A
And you make the best fried chicken
G
I got a hopeless golf game
A
I love the sound of your name
D
I might miss that old green 'Nova
A
But I love watchin' you Do yoga
G
I'd take a gold band on my hand
A
Over bein' a single man
Em          D              G
'Cause honestly, I don't know what I'd Do
 Em         A       
If I'd never met a woman like you

Outro: D Bm G Em A D