Band: The Queers
Song: Number one
Album: Don't back down
Tabbed: ryan

Verse
G:-------------------------------------------------------
D:-------------------------------------------------------
A:----------------------------------1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3
E:-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0----------------------

G:------------------------------------
D:------------------------------------
A:--1-0-----1-0-----5-3-1-0-1-3
E:--------1-------1------------------
Chorus
G:----------------------------------------------------------------------
D:-----------------------------------------------------------------------
A:--5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-
E:----------------------------------------------------------------------

G:------------------------------------------------------
D:------------------------------------------------------
A:-5-5-5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1--3
E:------------------------------------------------------

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			     nuni in new york - the queers
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By:christopher taylor

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---7-7-7-7-7---------------------------------------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--7---5--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----3---5------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--2------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Play this riff once with the A and E chords under it:
[--------------------------------------------
------7-----------------7-------------------
6-7-9---9-7-6-7-9-6-7-9---9-7-6-7-----------
----------------------------------9---------
--------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------]

A                       E
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
     A                    E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D                       E
I really want to smash her fucking face
    D                   E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D                   E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D                       E
I don't worship her so she hates me
        A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E         D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E         D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
A E D E
        Ugh!
Then play the riff again once.
A                       E
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
     A                    E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D                       E
I really want to smash her fucking face
    D                   E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D                   E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D                       E
I don't worship her so she hates me
        A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E         D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E         D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

Then play A E D E x6. 
While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, oh, she is a cretin". 
Then end on A

The song starts out with the guitar strumming
an A while the bass plays the part tabbed out below.

[------4-------4-------4--------------
7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7----7-5-4-------
-------------------------------7-----
-------------------------------------]

    D                 G
I'm making it cool, I hope you know it
     D               A         G
This song is for you just from me
D           G             A
Don't you forget I'm always hoping that
       G              A
If one thing comes true it's a wish
             G           A
To be on the business end of your kiss
           G             A
You listen up you kook and you'll hear
         G                  A
a stupid love song straight from Joe Queer
    D            G
Now there's no doubt your just about
    D              A
the pretiest girl that I've seen
    D           G
You look so cool hanging by the pool
              D            A
yeah your the only one for me
D            G      A
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
D            G      A
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
D            G      A         D
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
            G A       D
Well I'm in love with you
            G A       D
Well I'm in love with you
            G A       D
Well I'm in love with you
            G A       D
Well I'm in love with you

The guitar strums an A while the
bass plays the little part again.

    D                 G
I'm making it cool, I hope you know it
     D               A         G
This song is for you just from me
D           G             A
Don't you forget I'm always hoping that
       G              A
If one thing comes true it's a wish
             G           A
To be on the business end of your kiss
           G             A
You listen up you kook and you'll hear
         G                  A
a stupid love song straight from Joe Queer
D            G      A
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
D            G      A
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
D            G      A         D
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you

It stops here while the drums play then the guitar
strums an A chord again while the bass plays the
same part I tabbed out earlier.

D            G      A
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
D            G      A
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you
D            G      A         D
Surf Goddess I'm in love with you

Then it fades out with them playing the "I'm in love with you"
part again.

Song:This Place Sucks
Band:The Queers
Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short
tabbed by:Donk


Chorus:

G:----------------------------------------------------
D:----------------------------------------------------
A:----------------------------------------------------
E:-1111-7777-55555------------------------------------


verses:

G-----------------------------------------------------
D-----------------------------------------------------
A-----------------------------------------------------
E-3333-55555------------------------------------------

===========================================================

the queers - today i fell in love

verse
e--------------------------------------------------------------| 
B--------------------------------------------------------------| 
G------3------5--3-------------5-----3------5--3---------------|
D---3--3--3---5--3---3---x2--- 5--3--3--3---5--3--3----x2------|
A---3--1--3---3--1---3---------3--3--1--3---3--1--3------------|
E---1-----1--------- 1------------1-----1---------1------------|

chorus
e----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G--3-------------3------5-----3------5--------3--5---------------------| 
D--3--3--5---3---3---3--5-----3---3--5---3----3--5---------------------| 
A--1--3--3---3---1---3--3-----1---3--3---3----1--3---------------------| 
E-----1------1-------1------------1------1-----------------------------| 

after chorus
e------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G------3-----3-----5-----3-----------------------------------------------| 
D---3--3--3--3--3--5--3--3---x2--(2)-------------------------------------| 
A---3--1--3--1--3--3--3--1-------(2)-------------------------------------|  
E---1-----1-----1-----1-----------0)-------------------------------------| 
()=you can play it or not.
then repeat everything once

then the bell parts sounds like
e----------8-6-5-----------------------------|
B--6-5-6-------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------|

then repeat everyting again, play chorus a little more times and fade with it.

comments corrections to thealxpunk@hotmail.com

The Queers
Too many twinkies
tabbed by: intense@westol.com

Intro:
-----------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------
------3--3---5-3-------------------------
-5--5------5-----3-4-5-------------------

Verse:
---------------------
---------------------
------3...-5...------
-5...-----------3...-

End of verse, before chorus:
-------------
-------------
------5-7...-
-3...--------

chorus:
-----------------------------
-----------------------------
-------3-3-3---5-3-5-3-------
-5-5-5-------5---------5-3-5-

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			     tulu is a wimp - the queers
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

By:christopher taylor

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------7-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-7-8-5---------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---7-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--7-7-5--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Song:wimpy Drives Through Harlem
Band:The Queers
Album:A Day Late And A Dollar Short
tabbed by:Donk


verse

G:-------------------------------------
D:-------------------------------------
A:-------------------------------------
E:-6666-3333---------------------------


chorus

G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-5555-7777----------------------------
E--------------------------------------

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I just use the power chords to play this song.
 
Intro: just the E chord 3 times then slide the power chord
down (down in pitch) once play that note then slide it
down to D and play that once.. (does that make any sense?)

Verse: A  A  A  A  G  A  A  E  D  A  G  A  A  A  A
 
Pre-Chorus: E  E  E  E  D  D  D  D  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A