[Intro]
Bm A G#m  G F#
Bm A G#m F#
 
 
[Verse 1]
Bm           A                      G#m
I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs
               F#                Bm
I'm getting busy with a bad perfume
              A                   G#m
I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug
  G         F#                     Bm E F# Bm  E F#
I'm making friction with a sad vaccuum
 
Bm          A                 G#m
I'm getting jiggy with a rifle
   G        F#
I pull the trigger with my eyes closed
Bm           A                     G#m
Hoping to hit you somewhere vital
           G                   F#7                 Bm E7 F# E7 Bm E Bm Bm  F# F#7
And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile
 
 
[Chorus]
               Bm     D                 Em      G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm      D                 Em                 Bm
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
              Bm         D             Em          G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm       D                 Em       F#                G
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
 
 
[Verse 2]
Bm           A               G#m
The only time I ever see her
      G                            F#7
Is when she's behind me in the mirror
Bm             A                   G#m
Even from a distance I can hear her
                       F#m
Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt
 
Bm           A                       G#m
And on our dates, it's never daytime
      G                         F#
When she gets playful with a steak knife
Bm          A                       G#m
I need a break, maybe I'll take five
        G                             F#7       Bm E7 F# E7 Bm E Bm Bm  F# F#7
 
Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five
 
 
[Chorus]
            Bm          F#                Em        G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
        Bm            D              Em          Gm
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
             Bm         D                  Em        G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
        Bm            D              Em          F#                   Bm Bm F# F#
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
 
[Break]
F# Bm Bm F#m
Bm Bm Bm F#
 
[Chorus]
        Bm             D        Em                  G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm           D              Em         G
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
        Bm             D        Em                  G
I'm having sex with a ghost 'cause she knows I'm alone
          Bm           D              Em         Gm                  F#
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool, I'm sleeping with a ghoul
 
 
[Outro]
F#m Em  Em D  F#m