B7
Em           C          Am           B7
I offered before what I'm offering again
I don't claim to know why I should change a thing
I don't claim to be sober, I don't claim to be right
I don't claim to be anything except yours to consume tonight

B7  B
G Am Em Am  D       B7        Em     Am 
Wowowohoho now the machinery won't let you go
D           B7
Congratulations
Em   AM     D       B7        Em     Am
Wohoho and now the machinery won't let you go
D           B7
Congratulations

Em           C          Am           B7
Divide yourself up into value and junk
Divide yourself up into the sober and the drunk
Divide yourself up into the old and the youth
Divide yourself up into beauty and truth

B7
G Am Em Am  D       B7        Em     Am 
Wowowohoho now the machinery won't let you go
D           B7
Congratulations
Em   AM     D       B7        Em     Am
Wohoho and now the machinery won't let you go
D           B7
Congratulations

Am      Bm 
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Baby baby
I said
Baby baby