Intro: x2
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Verse 1:
C#5 E2
Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain
A5 G#5
I'm your biggest fan
C#5 E2
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass
A5 G#5
Write back ass soon as you can
Chorus:
C#5
You've had a lot of dick
E2
(Had a lot of dick)
A5
I've had a lot of time
G#5
(Had a lot of time)
C#5 (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine
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B|---------------------|
G|----x----------------|
D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7-4--|
Verse 2:
C#5 E2
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
A5 G#5
You never wrote me back
C#5 E2
How could I ever eat, your ass when ya treat
A5 G#5
Your biggest fan like that
Chorus: play like before
Chorus:
C#5
You've had a lot of dick
E2
(Had a lot of dick)
A5
I've had a lot of time
G#5
(Had a lot of time)
C#5 (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine
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B|---------------------|
G|----x----------------|
D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7-4--|
Verse 3:
C#5 E2
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
A5 G#5
This letter is my last
C#5 E2
As your biggest fan, I must demand
A5 G#5
You let me eat your ass
Chorus: you know it
Chorus:
C#5
You've had a lot of dick
E2
(Had a lot of dick)
A5
I've had a lot of time
G#5
(Had a lot of time)
C#5 (stop)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine
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B|---------------------|
G|----x----------------|
D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
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Ending:
B5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
C#5
Chasey this is my mom and dad
E5
Now show em them titties
B5 F#5 (stop)
Now show em them titties
B5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
C#5
Chasey this is my mom and dad
E5
Now show em them titties
B5 F#5(stop)
Now show em them titties
(play the intro:)
Would you fuck me for blow?
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D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-9-x-9--9-9-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-7-x-7--7-7-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7---x--------7-5-x-5---5-5-7-4-x-4--4-4-7--|