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     summer is upon us the sun is blisterin' 
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     and all of my valuables are turnin' up missin' 
     D
     can't find my lawn chair can't find my radio 
     C                       G
     can't find my lawn rake can't find the garden hose 
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     can't find the cans to through away the trash 
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     may I should cut the grass 
 
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     Fescu's growin' up higher and higher 
           G                                     G C G
     guess I went a little crazy with the fertlizer 
     D
     can't find the bar-b-que can't find the meat 
     C                              G  
     can't see the neighbours house 'cross the street 
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     can't find both hands if I use my ass 
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     maybe I should cut the grass 
  
     D 
     woulda done it earlier but I'm alleric 
     C                G
     much to cheap to get a service 
     D 
     ticket from the city for a violation 
     C                                 D
     neighbours think I'm dead or on a long vaction 
      
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     well I got a new shiny ridin' mower 
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     it's a three blade cutter with four cup holders 
     D
     where it's gone to is just bewilderin' 
     C              G
     went to ask my wife and children 
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     found her keys and purse but they ain't come back 
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     maybe I should cut the grass 
      
     D 
     I'd get a herd of goats so they could chew it 
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     law and order lawyer said he would sue it 
     D 
     yoga teacher said I should breathe and stay calm 
     C                           D 
     I'm on craigslist tryin' to buy some napalm 
      
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     well it's gotten so quiet can't hear the wind blow 
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     and it's gettin' kinda shady 'round the upstairs windows 
     D
     the dog just whimpers won't go outside 
     C              G
     I sit up in my bed at night 
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     listenin' to the lawn clawin' at the glass 
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     maybe I should cut the grass   
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     maybe I should cut the grass 
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     maybe I should cut the grass