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G G C G
summer is upon us the sun is blisterin'
G G C G
and all of my valuables are turnin' up missin'
D
can't find my lawn chair can't find my radio
C G
can't find my lawn rake can't find the garden hose
D C
can't find the cans to through away the trash
D G C G D C G
may I should cut the grass
G G C G
Fescu's growin' up higher and higher
G G C G
guess I went a little crazy with the fertlizer
D
can't find the bar-b-que can't find the meat
C G
can't see the neighbours house 'cross the street
D C
can't find both hands if I use my ass
D G C G D C G
maybe I should cut the grass
D
woulda done it earlier but I'm alleric
C G
much to cheap to get a service
D
ticket from the city for a violation
C D
neighbours think I'm dead or on a long vaction
G G C G
well I got a new shiny ridin' mower
G G C G
it's a three blade cutter with four cup holders
D
where it's gone to is just bewilderin'
C G
went to ask my wife and children
D C
found her keys and purse but they ain't come back
D G C G D C G
maybe I should cut the grass
D
I'd get a herd of goats so they could chew it
C G
law and order lawyer said he would sue it
D
yoga teacher said I should breathe and stay calm
C D
I'm on craigslist tryin' to buy some napalm
G G C G
well it's gotten so quiet can't hear the wind blow
G G C G
and it's gettin' kinda shady 'round the upstairs windows
D
the dog just whimpers won't go outside
C G
I sit up in my bed at night
D C
listenin' to the lawn clawin' at the glass
D G C G D
maybe I should cut the grass
D G C G D
maybe I should cut the grass
D G C G D C G
maybe I should cut the grass
