Intro: Dm Gm A

Dm
drag him out the window
Dm
dragging out your dead
Dm
singing i miss you
Dsus2
snakes and ladders
         Gm
flip the lid
Gm
out pops the cracker
Gm
smacks you in the head
Gm
knifes you in the neck
                 A
kicks you in the teeth
A
steel toe caps
A
takes all your credit cards
A7
get up get the gunge
Dm
get the eggs
Dm
get the flan in the face
Dm
the flan in the face
Dsus2
the flan in the face
Gm
dance you fucker dance you fucker
Gm
don't you dare
Gm
don't you dare
Gm
don't you flan in the face
A
take it with the love is given
A
take it with a pinch of salt
A7
take it to the taxman
Gm
let me back let me back
Gm
i promise to be good
Dsus2
don't look in the mirror
Gm
at the face you don't recognize
Gm
help me call the doctor
Gm
put me inside
          A
put me inside
          A
put me inside
          A
put me inside
A7
put me inside

D
i keep the wolf from the door

but he calls me up
G
calls me on the phone
G
tells me all the ways 
G
that he's gonna mess me up
F#m
steal all my children

if i don't pay the ransom
D
but i'll never see him again
     G
if i squeal to the cops

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Dm
walking like a giant crane
Dsus2
with my x ray eyes i strip you naked
     Gm
in a tight little world and are you on the list?
Gm
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
A
Investments and dealers investments and dealers
A
cold wives and mistresses.
A7
cold wives and sunday papers.

Dm Gm A

A7
so why don't get up and turn the tape off?

D
i keep the wolf from the door
D
but he calls me up
G
calls me on the phone
G
tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up
F#m
steal all my children
F#m
if i don't pay the ransom
D
but i'll never see him again
     G
if i squeal to the cops

Dm Gm A
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