D
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
D
I got the feeling that something ain't right
       G7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
D
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
A
Clowns to the left of me 
C             G             D
Jokers to the right, here I am
D
Stuck in the middle with you

D
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
D
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
       G7
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
D
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
A
Clowns to the left of me 
C             G             D
Jokers to the right, here I am
D
Stuck in the middle with you

Bridge:
G7
Well you started out with nothing 
                                D
And you're proud that you're a self made man
G7
And your friends, they all come crawlin, 
G7
Slap you on the back and say
D         A7
Please... Please...

D
Trying to make some sense of it all
D
But I can see that it makes no sense at all
       G7
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
D
Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
A
Clowns to the left of me 
C             G             D
Jokers to the right, here I am
D
Stuck in the middle with you

D D G7 D A C G D D

Bridge:
G7
Well you started out with nothing 
                                D
And you're proud that you're a self made man
G7
And your friends, they all come crawlin, 
G7
Slap you on the back and say
D         A7
Please... Please...

D
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
D
I got the feeling that something ain't right
       G7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
D
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
A
Clowns to the left of me 
C             G             D
Jokers to the right, here I am
D
Stuck in the middle with you

D
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
D
I got the feeling that something ain't right
       G7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
D
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
A
Clowns to the left of me 
C             G             D
Jokers to the right, here I am
D
Stuck in the middle with you

Bridge:
G7
Well you started out with nothing 
                                D
And you're proud that you're a self made man
G7
And your friends, they all come crawlin, 
G7
Slap you on the back and say
D         A7
Please... Please...