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Dear Chasey Lain
C5
I wrote to explain
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I'm your biggest fan
A5
I just wanted to ask
C5
Could I eat your ass?
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Write back as soon as you can 

A5
You've had a lotta dick
C5
Had a lotta dick
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I've had a lotta time
A5
Had a lotta time
C5
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
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But you ain't had mine 

A5
Dear Chasey Lain
C5
I wrote to complain
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Ya never wrote me back
A5
How could I ever eat
C5
Your ass when ya treat
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Your biggest fan like that? 

A5
You've had a lotta dick
C5
Had a lotta dick
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I've had a lotta time
A5
Had a lotta time
C5
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
F5 E5
But you ain't had mine 

A5
Dear Chasey Lain
C5
I wrote to constrain
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This letter is my last
A5
As your biggest fan
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I must demand
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You let me eat your ass 

A5
You've had a lotta dick
C5
Had a lotta dick
F5 E5
I've had a lotta time
A5
Had a lotta time
C5
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
F5 E5
But you ain't had mine 

 B5                                                
P.S. Mom & dad this is Chaisey, 
       C5 
Chaisey this is my mom and dad 
         C5                 D5          F5   
Now show ‘em titties, now show ‘em titties.


 B5                                                
P.S. Mom & dad this is Chaisey, 
       C5 
Chaisey this is my mom and dad 
         C5                 D5          F5   
Now show ‘em titties, now show ‘em titties.

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Would ya fuck me for blow?

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