F#       D#m          A#m
  Vulcanize the whoopee stick 
  C#
  In the ham wallet 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  Cattle prod the oyster ditch 
  C#
  With the lap rocket 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  Batter dip the cranny ax 
  C#
  In the gut locker 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  Retrofit the pudding hatch 
  C#
  Ooh la la 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  With the boink swatter 
  B
  If i get you in the loop 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  when I make a point to be straight 
  B
  with you then 
  F#
  In lieu of the innuendo 
  C#
  in the end know my intent though 
  B
  I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically 
  D#m            C#               F# 
  I don't wanna beat around the bush 
  F#       D#m      A#m    C#
  Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 
  F#       D#m      A#m    C#
  Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Solo: x2
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|------3-3-1-------3-3---------3-3-1-------4-4-3-|
D|-4-4---------1-1------4-------------------------|
A|-------------------------1-1---------4-4--------|
E|------------------------------------------------|

  F#       D#m         A#m
  Marinate the nether rod 
  C#
  In the squish mitten 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  Power drill the yippee bog 
  C#
  With the dude piston 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  Pressure wash the quiver bone 
  C#
  In the bitch wrinkle 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  Cannonball the fiddle cove 
  C#
  Ooh la la 
  F#       D#m       A#m
  With the pork steeple 
  B
  If I get you in the loop 
  F#       D#m          A#m
  when I make a point to be straight 
  B
  with you then 
  F#  
  In lieu of the innuendo 
  C#
  In the end know my intent though 
  B
  I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically 
  D#m            C#               F# 
  I don't wanna beat around the bush 
  F#       D#m      A#m    C#
  Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo 
  F#       D#m      A#m    C#
  Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

Solo: x2
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|------3-3-1-------3-3---------3-3-1-------4-4-3-|
D|-4-4---------1-1------4-------------------------|
A|-------------------------1-1---------4-4--------|
E|------------------------------------------------|

  F#                     D#m
  Put the you know what in the you know where 
  A#m                    C#
  Put the you know what in the you know where 
  F#                     D#m
  Put the you know what in the you know where 
  A#m                    C#
  Put the you know what in the you know where

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