Intro: G F D
D
I believe that gas is too damn high
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie
D
I believe in love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East
G
I believe the Bible is cold hard fact
C G
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
D
Before she does
D
I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest
The tax man and the devil share the same address
D
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keeping your mouth shut,
and carry a big stick
G
I believe dogs are better than cats
C G
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
d
Before she does
A G D C G
There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind
A
That О.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't
G A
And she's really gone this time
D
I believe that cold cold beer
Tastes better on a barstool↓