Intro/Verse: 
This is the main riff for most of the song. 
 
C C G G 
e:------------| 
B:------------| 
G:--5-5-------| D:--5-5--5--5-| 
A:--3-3--5--5-| 
E:--3-3--3--3-| 
 
or: 
C C G G F G G C C G G Bb C 
e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| 
B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| 
G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------|x2 
D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------| 
A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--| 
E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------| 
 
Verse 1: 
C C G G F G G C C G G Bb C 
e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| 
B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| 
G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------| 
D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------| 
A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--| 
E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------| 
Hot sun Beating Burning wal- around 
down my feet king 
 
C C G G F G G 
Hot sun beating down 
C C G G Bb C 
burning my feet just walking around. 
 
(Same thing:) 
 
Hot sun making me sweat 
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet 
 
Chorus: (same tune as verse) 
C C G G F G G 
I can't dance, I can't talk. 
C C G G Bb C 
The only thing about me is the way I walk. 
 
I can't dance, I can't sing 
I'm just standing here selling everything. 
 
Verse 2: 
Blue jeans sitting on the beach, 
her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach. 
 
She's got a body under that shirt, 
but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt. 
 
'Cause, I can't dance, I can't talk. 
The only thing about me is the way I walk. 
No, I can't dance, I can't sing 
I'm just standing here selling. 
 
Bridge: 
Bb F C 
e:-----------------------0-----| 
B:-----------------------1-----| 
G:-----------------------0-----| 
D:-0-----------3---------2-----| 
A:-1-----------3---------3-----| 
E:-1-----------1---------3-----| 
checking... place... know 
 
Bb F 
And checking everything is in place, 
C 
you never know who's looking on. 
 
Verse 3: 
Young punk spilling beer on my shoes, 
fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues. 
 
Thick smoke, see her smiling through. 
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool. 
 
But I can't dance, I can't talk. 
The only thing about me is the way I walk. 
I can't dance, I can't sing 
I'm just standing here selling 
 
Bridge 2: 
Bb F C 
e:--------------------------------------| 
B:--------------------------------------| 
G:--------------------------------------| 
D:-----0------------3---------------2---| 
A:-----1------------3---------------3---| 
E:-----1------------1---------------3---| 
  
Bb Eb F (synth bit) 
e:-----------------------------------------1----------| 
B:--------------------------------------------1-------| 
G:--------------------------------------2--------2----| 
D:-0---------------13----------3------3---------------| 
A:-1---------------13----------3----------------------| 
E:-1---------------11----------1----------------------| 
 
Bb F 
And checking everything is in place 
C 
You never know who's looking on 
Bb Eb F 
А perfect body with a perfect face, uhan.