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We’re here at the Snooze & Booze, its moose season again. 
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Seven men in all, just a group of friends. 
G  D
Dinsmore has the license, Calhoun will make the call, 
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When that horny bugger appears, you know its gonna fall.  
 
G  D
Shooting the moose, shooting the moose, 
D  A
Their like a pack of wolves on the loose. 
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When the smoke has cleared and the moose is on the ground, 
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The boys will all drink a beer and dance all around. 
 
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Arden turned the wipers on and to his surprise, 
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А cow saunders up the road unaware of its dimise. 
G  D
Donnie got his rifle out and shot it in the leg, 
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Arden thought it might get away, Donnie shot the other leg. 
 
G  D
Shooting the moose, shooting the moose, 
D  A 
Their like a pack of wolves on the loose. 
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When the smoke has cleared and the moose is on the ground, 
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The boys will all drink a beer and dance all around. 
 
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Now the fun is over and they have to bring it in, 
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Arden, Don & Terry, Nole, Guy and Ken. 
G  D
We know they have lots of rope and their backs are very strong, 
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While George is back at the camp writing up this song. 
 
G  D 
About shooting the moose, shooting the moose, 
D  A
Were all real happy they got the moose. 
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When the boys get back to camp, the stories they will tell, 
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And if you believe a single word your crazier than hell. 
 
G  D
Shooting the moose, shooting the moose, 
D  A
Their like a pack of wolves on the loose. 
D  A  D
I know we could add verses to continue on & on, 
D  A  D
But I think its time we ended this little song. 
 
G  D
About shooting the moose, shooting the moose 
D  A  D
Its time we stopped singing about the Moose...