Intro: Em C G D

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 If god had long hair and a goatee 
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 And if his eyes were pretty glazed 
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 If he looked spaced out 
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 Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had  
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 an eye infection? 
    
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 And yeah yeah god looks baked 
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 Yeah yeah god smells good 
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 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
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 What if god smoked cannabis? 
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 Hit the bong like some of us 
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 Drove a tie-dyed microbus 
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 And he subscribes to rolling stone 
 
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 If god made this place, in the beginning 
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 Did he plant any seeds? 
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 Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve 
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 So they’d be hungry for the apple 
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 That the snake was always offering 
  
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 And yeah yeah god rolls great 
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 Yeah yeah god smells good 
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 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
 
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 What if god smoked cannabis? 
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 Do you suppose he had a buzz? 
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 When he made the platypus 
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 When he created earth our home 
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 Does he like pearl jam or the stones? 
  
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 And do you think he rolls his own  
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 Up there in heaven on the throne  
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 And when the saints go marching home 
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 maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

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