Chorus:
     C                  Am                E
     All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
     C                Am              E E7 E+
     Wait for them to ask you who you know.
     E       C            Am       E
     Please, don’t make any sudden moves.
         C              Am           E
     You don’t know the half of the abuse.

     C                  Am                E
     All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
     C                 Am              E
     Wait for them to ask you who you know.
             C            Am       E
     Please, don’t make any sudden moves.
         C              Am           E E7 E+ E
     You don’t know the half of the abuse.

C
Welcome to the room of people
                                   Em
Who have rooms of people that they loved one day,
Em
Docked away.
Am
Just because we check the guns at the door
                 Em                
Doesn’t mean our brains will change 
              Em/D
from hand grenades.

C/E                   Am                 Am/D    Em
You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you,
                                       Em/D    C/E
You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you.
                       Am                Am/D    B
You’ll think, “How’d I get here, sitting next to you?”
              B7+5 B7
But after all I’ve said,
              B7+5 B7
Please, don’t forget.

Chorus:
     C                  Am                E
     All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
     C                Am              E
     Wait for them to ask you who you know.
             C            Am       E
     Please, don’t make any sudden moves.
         C              Am           E
     You don’t know the half of the abuse.

C
We don’t deal with outsiders very well,
Em
They say newcomers have a certain smell.
Am
You have trust issues, not to mention,
Em                                 Em/D
They say, they can smell your intentions.

C/E                   Am                 Am/D    Em
You’ll never know the freak show sitting next to you,
                                      Em/D    C/E
You’ll have some weird people sitting next to you.
                         Am                Am/D    B
You’ll think, “How did I get here, sitting next to you?”
              B7+5 B7
But after all I’ve said,
              B7+5 B7
Please, don’t forget.

         C Am
   Watch it,
 Em      C Am Em Esus4 D
   Watch it.

Chorus:
     C                  Am                E
     All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
     C                Am              E
     Wait for them to ask you who you know.
             C            Am       E
     Please, don’t make any sudden moves.
         C              Am           E  E7
     You don’t know the half of the abuse.

Bridge:
   C                  Am                E
   All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
   (Watch it.)
   C                Am              E     Esus4
   Wait for them to ask you who you know.
   D
   (Watch it.)
           C                  Am                E
   Please, all my friends are heathens; take it slow.
    E
   (Watch it.)
   C                Am              E Esus4 D
   Wait for them to ask you who you know.

C                   Am/C                 E
Why’d you come? You knew you should have stayed.
  C                 Am            E
I tried to warn you just to stay away.
    C              Am             E
And now they’re outside, ready to bust.
   C              Am              E
It looks like you might be one of us.

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